This is a blog post simply because it's too many words for twitter. I've bludgeoned a fair amount of social media types with blurbs, updates and annoying reminders of a book I wrote entitled Coma Dog. This basically falls in line with the same self-pimping barrage except it's not a request to buy, read or review the book. I'm actually just looking to shift a few little icons onto my Amazon page. Footprints in the sand. Say what?
If you've ever browsed books through Amazon (on a full web screen) you may have noticed tiny images of other books toward the bottom of a page. In other words, you happen to be a habitual online shopper of
books and decide to click on the page for War and Peace
because it's exactly what you want to be reading on an electronic
device this summer. And when you scroll down you note with
some interest, that “customers also viewed" other writings by Tolstoy or perhaps Chekhov or Maria Alyokhina.
Maybe you decide to browse a bit more.
If you look at a book by Hunter S. Thompson, you might see that customers also viewed work by Tom
Wolfe or Bret Easton Ellis. Or, if you checked out the Amazon page
for Phil Jackson's 11 Rings you might see that readers also browsed
the work of David Halberstam or Balto, the Inner Spirit Wolf.
What happens if you click on the
Amazon page for my own novel entitled Coma Dog? This is a “a
madcap ride through the crazy, cynical world of movie production”
according to one supremely intelligent reader. Yet, people who view my page don't seem to be reading inside-Hollywood satires or
anything else remotely in the wheelhouse of my confused tale of
doggie diabetes and the mid-life crisis. What other books are my
viewers browsing? Wizards, dark towers, cobweb brides and things
having to do with a slender pair of female wrists, lovingly bound by
rope.
Okay, full disclaimer. I got
nothing against torrid love affairs and fairy princesses and zombie
killers. All those things are hot Amazon genre sellers so I should be
appreciative – my Hollywood redemption tale seems to be appealing
to those who have their fingers squarely on the button that drives
Amazon's vast eBook empire. This is good, right? Perhaps. Unless any uber-hip NY Times and Guardian-type espresso swilling purveyors
of all that is right in the world of literary
importance happen to stop by and start giggling at the
tiny icons of dark towers and unicorns in leather harnesses that seem
to be my legion of followers.
And so I write these words and have a sudden dawning realization – that the disintegrating house of cards
that has been my literary life will now become even more unstable.
That the few people who have been kind enough to browse my book will
probably abandon ship altogether – after all, if this asshole is
going to make fun of our shape-shifting sex demons then screw him.
So what's the frequency, David? What do
you want?
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